Saturday, December 18, 2010

Horseshoe Lake, Chap. 1-3

Chapter1.
Mute as a Stone

It was a humpback whale of a thing. At one time it might have been black or dark blue, but over the years it had acquired a purple patina and looked like an eggplant on wheels. Its radio picked up Chicago at night—if you smacked it just right—and a plastic St Christopher stood on the dash. A trailer hitch rose from its rear bumper like a rusted fist.           
Hank Stillwell loved the old car, and patted it kindly whenever Marge hinted that perhaps it had seen better days. “They don’t make them like this anymore,” he told her, and Marge would answer: “Thank God.”Hank braced the steering wheel with his knees and fired up a Lucky Strike. He tossed the spent match at the ashtray but missed, grazing the side of Marge’s bare foot. “Sorry,” he said.            
His wife flipped the sun visor down. She craned her neck toward the vanity mirror, applying more gloss to her wine-colored lips.           
“This car. I swear,” she said.    
 Roy paid no attention to them. He sat in the back seat, watching in awe as a red Chevy Impala flew by. Roy imagined that it was a rocket ship, leaving a fiery trail as it vanished around the next curve.He took his model airplane out of the tin lunch box he always carried it in. When he held the airplane out the window, the plastic propeller made a whirring sound,  and it felt like it was flying under its own power. He’d made the plane out of of balsa wood kit and Elmer’s glue. He’d made lots of other things too, such as houses for his Lionel set, and drawings that his mother hung all over the trailer. When Roy was only eight  years old, everyone said he was as smart as a whip. He had a bright future, people in the trailer camp said. He’d make a name for himself and get out of this lousy camp. But there was a hitch. Not one single word had passed through his lips since shortly after his father had joined the Navy and shipped out to war. Even after his father, Roy remained as mute as a stone.                       

“Keep that thing in the car, Roy, godammit,” Hank shouted over his shoulder.           
“Hank! He’s only playing with it.”           
Hank eyed her sideways.            
 Marge Stillwell wore red Capris, and a checked shirt open at the neck. The shirttails were tied just above her waist, leaving a narrow band of flesh. The white kerchief wrapped around her head kept her hair-do inplace.           
Hank tugged  at his white sailor’s cap, and then jerked a thumb toward his son. “Hell, Marge. He’s goin’ to lose his damn arm, holding that thing out the window that way. I’m just watching out for his safety, is all.”            
Marge pursed her lips.           
Hank fixed his sight the road.
Draping his hand over the steering wheel, he glanced down at the odometer, and did some quick math in. It was forty more miles to Horseshoe Lake, and his stomach was rumbling already.    

Chapter 2.
The Galaxy Diner Snail-shaped clouds hung low on the ridges that bordered the road. Hank scoured the landscape for someplace to eat. Marge hadn’t wanted to stop at the Perkins or Pancake House they’d passed—they were too dirty, she’d said. There were too many immigrants working at places like that. They had passed nothing since then but fallow pastures and sad-looking barns.           
Hank steered the car through a curve, flooring the pedal to urge the old Plymouth uphill. As he crested the top of the ridge, a trio of buildings emerged on the side of the road, like three frogs peering out of a swamp. He flipped the blinkers, and jerked the steering wheel into the lot. 
The Galaxy Diner was positioned between a Sinclair filling station, and a one-story shack called the House of Reptiles. It was once a railroad car, and now squatted on a foundation of loose concrete blocks. Hank thought it looked as it as if the builder had forgotten to cement them in place, or maybe the owners had stiffed him and  he’d walked off the job. The place seemed to sag in the middle bit, and the aluminum siding was dented in spots. But it gleamed like a new nickel in the harsh morning sun.           
Marge Stillwell squinted at it and made a pained face.           
“Really, Hank,” she said.           
Hank eyeballed the diner, and motioned toward a pair of semis parked near the edge of the lot. If truckers ate there, then the food would be fine, he told her.           
Marge frowned. She’d heard that kind of bullshit before, she told him, adding, “Maybe they’re not in the diner at all. Maybe they’re in the “House of Reptiles,” buying themselves a new snake.”           
“Cute, Marge. Real fucking cute.”           
“Watch your language around the child, okay?”            
“Why the hell should I? It ain’t like he’s goin’ to repeat it nowhere.”           
“Don’t start Hank, okay? It’s much too nice of a day.”           
“Yeah, well,” Hank, said, with a glance the mirror at Roy. “You know what I heard a smart guy say one time? He said that there ain’t nothing comes to the dog that don’t bark.’ That’s what he said.”           
“That’s the stupidest thing I ever heard anyone say,” Marge said as she got out of the car.Hank killed the engine and swung out of the driver’s side door He leaned his arms on the hood, and adjusted his shades. “Oh Marge, sweetheart,” he said. “I’m so sorry I didn’t come ‘round  like a gentleman, and open up the door up for you.”           
“Knock it off,” Marge said.”              

*
The  young waitress waited for them at the end of the booth. Her cotton shorts and a white tee-shirt looked as if they were glued to her frame, and a name tag pinned above a full young breast read, ‘Hi! Call me Dawn.’           
“Good morning, Dawn.” Hank beamed at her, tipping his cap back.           
Marge rolled her eyes, and turned to examine the waitress. Her hair was long and blond and brushed back from her face, and held in place by a plastic barrette. Her nails were done-up the color of mother of pearl. The waitress pulled a pad and a pen out of a short stained apron she wore The plastic pen was chewed to a pulp on the end.           
Marge sat up, as cold and stiff as an icicle. Her shoulder blades nearly sliced leatherette booth.            
 “Good morning young lady,” She said stiffly.           
“You want something to drink?”             

Marge was nearly forty years-old, but admitted to just twenty nine. Hank didn’t give a jackrabbit’s balls how old his wife was, as long as she kept her figure, and still did those things to him with her hands. He didn’t care that she was so much older than him. She taught him things he’d never had on his own. She was more experienced, he thought, improving each year like fine wine.            
Marge watched  the girl closely as she returned with the menus. Goddamn flirt, she thought. Teenage tramp like in the movies these days. “I’ll have the Spanish omelet,” she said, and ordered the usual eggs-over easy for Hank. She slid the menu across the table to Roy, and leaned in to see where he’d point. “Is that what you want, honey?” she said quietly.           
Most folks thought they had to shout at someone who did not speak, but his mother knew better. She had the patience of a saint, that’s what folks had always said about her.           
 “And the blueberry pancakes,” Marge said.           
Dawn scribbled the order into her pad and returned Marge’s glare, pirouetting toward the kitchen door. Hank craned his neck, watching Dawn sashay.
“You’re going to throw your neck out,” Marge snapped.           
Hank grinned as he slid from the booth. His wife had some nerve passing judgment  on the waitress, considering the way she herself was decked out today.  “I think I’ll go get me a paper,” he said.            

Marge dipped a hand into her bag and drew out the folding fan that Hank had sent on ‘shore leave’ once. Now It was spotted with pocketbook lint. She tapped it on the edge of the windowsill a couple of times to knock off the dust. By the time her husband returned she was fanning her face           
“It’s awful stuffy in here,” she complained. “In fact, it’s hotter than hell. You at least could have found us a place with air condition,” she said.           
 “It’s not that hot, Marge,” he replied, thumbing through the paper until he reached the sports. His face felt cool, splashed with the Old Spice that Marge had bought for his twenty-fourth birthday.            
“Well, it feels awful stuffy to me,” she replied. “I can’t hardly breathe in this place. You can take it, you’re used to that jungle weather.”           
Hank rolled his eyes. “How many times I got to remind you, Marge? I was on a ship. A ship, Marge. They float on the water, you know? ” Hank pointed to his canvas cap. I was in the Navy, remember?           
“I’m sorry,” she answered. I must’ve forgot.”           
Hank reached under the table and slapped her leg.           
“You always forget,” he said.               
Roy leaned on the glass and looked out at the gravel parking lot. He inspected his father’s old car. He compared the Stillwell’s car to the other cars in the parking lot and figured that their car looked like some old dinosaur. Marge never used the car when Hank was away.  It sat next to the trailer collecting dust. Kids in the trailer camp laughed at it and pelted it with eggs. They draped it with tissue paper, and wrote ‘wash me’ on the windshield. It was always Roy who had to clean the mess.             
Roy ached to get out of the diner, and back on the road to Horseshoe Lake. Ever since his parents had told him about their trip to Horseshoe Lake, a vision of the place had been growing in him like a seed. It would be a magical land, where promises always came true. He was certain that Horseshoe Lake would be a land of beauty and peace. 

Chapter 3. The Cadillac            

Precious minutes were ticking away while his mother and father sipped coffee and talked. They were always talking, it seemed. They talked sometimes about things that Roy did not understand, and sometimes they said hurtful things to each other. But most of the time they just talked.           
Roy Stillwell studied his father as Hank raised his coffee to his lips. A package of Lucky Strikes was rolled in the sleeve of his tee-shirt. A crimson heart was tattooed on his biceps, crossed by a ribbon upon which the word “Marge” was inscribed. Hank had gotten the tattoo on shore leave, and just seeing it there on his arm made Roy feel safe. When his father arrived at his bedside each night, Roy wrapped his small hands around it, as if he could measure Hank’s love for his mother that way. Marge had no such mark etched onto her flesh, at least not that Roy ever saw. He wondered if this meant his father’s love was greater than his mother’s. He figured that the crimson heart bearing his mother’s name would be there forever, too, since everyone knew that you could never erase a tattoo. It was permanent proof that Hank’s love would never die, which was something Roy needed to know if he ever dared to speak again.            

He pressed his cheek on the plate glass window in the Galaxy Diner, feeling the warmth of the sun on the side of his face. He held a glass of freshly-squeezed orange juice in one hand. He watched a long white convertible ease into the lot. It looked like a starship, with its fancy chrome grille throwing sparks in the sun.            
 Roy took a sip of the orange juice, gazing in awe at the flashy white car it looked familiar.The driver stepped out, then made his way across the gravel lot. The way he moved looked familiar too. Maybe Roy had seen him somewhere.“You posin’ for animal crackers?” Hank said.            
Roy caught sight of the man’s face as he entered, and the orange juice fell from his hand.           
 Marge jolted forward and grabbed the glass.
 “My goodness,” she said as she reached for a napkin. She saw fear in Roy’s face. “What is it, honey? You look like you just seen a ghost!” Marge followed his gaze. She noticed the man striding to the counter. “Oh, my god,” she muttered aloud..           
Hank looked up from the paper, a puzzled expression on his brow. He glanced across the table at his wife. “What is it?” he said.           
“Roy’s dropped his juice,”           
 “I can see that, Marge. I ain’t friggin’ blind.”           
 “Oh, what a mess,” Marge said.           
 “You’re getting it on my newspaper, Marge,” Hank complained. “Now, what the hell’s happening here?”           
“I told you what’s happened. Roy’s dropped his juice. It must have been stress. Remember honey? The doctor said that Roy had stress.” 
“Stress,” Hank said, and lit a Lucky Strike. 

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Cherry Blossom Saga of 1956

My bedroom was in the rear of the house. It would eventually become everyone’s bedroom, because we shuffled our accommodations several times to make room for  new additions to the family. There was a Japanese cherry blossom tree outside the window that was so close to the house that the branches scraped against the asbestos shingles on rainy days.
In the early spring I would watch closely for the first hard and tiny buds to appear. They had an outer shell the color of a Rome apple. Even before the first blooms appeared I would shimmy up the tree and sway  on the branches, climbing so high I could see the gutter, which was usually clogged. The trunk of the cherry blossom tree had the girth of  a beer keg. It was a shiny plum color, and  it’s leathery skin was nearly impossible to peel.

 Hitting a wiffle ball into the tree was also a home run.  My father threw a wicked knuckleball, but like my hero, Ted Williams, I could pull dad’s into the tree in right field. Knock a few twigs off now and then, too. 
*
Fall was a bittersweet time. It was my favorite season, with the World Series and my birthday falling in mid-October. But it also meant the falling of the cherry blossoms, which was a week-long festival. I would rake those soft pink petals into a pile two feet high, climb to highest limb I could reach, and belly-flop into the mound. 

When it came time to clean the gutter, my old man climbed the rickety ladder and turned blue in the face, cussing a blue streak as he dug out the soggy petals. My mother shouted out the window at him to watch his language around me. Of course there wasn’t a foul phrase or a dirty word I hadn’t heard before.

Hell, I was six years old, for chrissakes. I’d been there when we were cleaning  out the garage and a cinderblock fell on his foot. He poured a stream of obscenity the neighborhood will never forget. And I was at his side in Seaside Heights when a rusty nail punctured his foot. He set a new record that time, bitching not only about the foot, but the money he’d lost renting a bungalow for a $%^&***# week while all he could do was skip around on one foot. Set a record for vodka tonics as well.  

My mother wasn’t that happy with the bungalow, either. She had to cook,  vacuum, and scrub pots and pans, just like at home. Heard some new words between her and my father that time, and I ran to my room to jot them down.
 * 
I took the jitney to the boardwalk every afternoon, even though it was only three blocks. I lugged my inner tube along and floated in the waves. Camped in front of Kohrs and made myself sick on ice cream cones. 
In the evenings my father taught me to play solitaire.  He got pissed off when I lost.  
 *     *     *   

The Duchess of Rue Bourbon, Part One (Memoir)

November, 1967

I was hitching from Alabama to New Orleans with Jimmy MacElroy. We were on a dark stretch of road between Slidell and Lake Pontchartrain when a car pulled to the side of road. The driver nodded to us as he opened the front door. I got in front while MacElroy opened the rear door and climbed into the back seat. The driver took us several miles, then began mumbling about salvation for half an hour, and suddenly tossed us out of his car.  
“You boys can git out out right here,” he announced.

He put us on the tarmac miles from the nearest exit. We walked a mile or two before the first car passed, and I stuck my thumb out hopefully. The driver passed without a glance at us. We dropped our packs between a stand of saw grass and the shoulder of the road, then fired up a joint. It shone like a beacon in the night. We rested a while, then walked another mile or so. A billboard on the other side of the highway appeared, advertising Dixie beer, a local diner and a snake farm. Half the florescent  bulbs were burned out, and mosquitoes and other winged creatures of the night obscured what little light was left.
MacElroy pulled a deck of Bicycle playing cards out of his pack and we dealt them out in the middle of the highway, right on the double yellow stripes. We dealt several hands of blackjack and five-card stud beneath the light of the billboard, until we saw the tiny beams of headlights appear in the distance. We knew thaat we had time to finish the hand before they arrived.  

 *

For all its frustration, hitch-hiking is a the best way to see the land up close. You meet all kinds of people, but it can get real boring at times, answering questions about where you were going, what kind of work you did, and what religion you were. That last question was the difficult one. You give the wrong answer and you might get left in a pile of dust.

We played games, and told unsuspecting drivers that we were professional surfers from California, or minor league ball players who had missed the team bus. It was just like playing charades.

 * 

“My fucking thumb is killing me,” MacElroy complained after a while. He only spoke when he had  something to say, which made him an ideal companion for the road. Sitting in weeds alongside highways for ten or fifteen hours a day with some blathering fool was my idea of hell.

Mac was always prepared as well. He pulled a pint of rotgut Scotch out of his sack and we it passed back and forth, then he screwed the bottle closed and lit up a joint.  We saw lights in the distance, and began to step out on the road, but these lights were closing in on us quickly. They  were gaining on us at too rapid a pace. We escaped to the side of the road. We watched as the car approached and sped by in a blur.  We heard a sudden screech of tires, and smelled burnt rubber as the car skidded to a stop. It sat still for a moment, idling about a hundred yards away,
We stood in disbelief for a moment as an empty beer can flew out of the window of the passenger side, and broke the eerie silence as it crashed against the road. Without warning the gears gnashed and the car fishtailed back toward us, stopping a few yards short of our knees. The door on the passenger side opened.
“Y’all comin’ or not?”         
I began toward the car, but Mac pulled me back. “What the fuck, man? We’ve got a ride!” I said.
"They might be more trouble than it's worth,” MacElroy replied. I walked toward the car.
"Don't worry," I said. "I don't want to spend the rest of my life staring at that fucking billboard." I hurried toward the car, and Jimmy MacElroy followed reluctantly.
"Okay, he said. "But no games this time."

Chapter Two coming soon...